Mustache Watch

Mustaches seem to be taking over the world. 

 From hipsters, to average joes, and now to famous athletes - staches are everywhere.

photo via Thought Pantry

 While some (and by some, I mean very few) can pull off a mustache without looking like a serial killer or a dirty dude, most end up looking really creepy. Forgetting to shave and ending up with a little sexy stubble is definitely okay in my book, but creating a child molester look on purpose is not.

Athletes seem to be the latest group of guys jumping on this hairy wagon and that ain't okay. Here are some of the newest facial hair owners in the big leagues:

Barry Zito, San Francisco Giants

Zito has a lot of issues, a nasty stache just being the latest. 

 photo via FanGraph

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

Cutie patootie Rodgers was a babe before he took on the handle bar look. 

photo via Chicago Now

George Parros, Anaheim Ducks

This hockey player is proud of the uber-creep stache.

photo via Shaving Stuff

Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts

The star QB joked around with this look for a commercial. Let's hope he sticks to his cleanly shaven upper lip. 

photo via Obsessed With Sports

Brian Wilson, San Francisco Giants

While Wilson has been sporting his facial hair for a while now, it did bring him a World Series ring. Can't dis that.

photo via Bleacher Report

While Tom Selleck successfully rocks a mustache - and I'm pretty sure he exited the womb sporting it - it's not for everyone. These boys need to buy some razors and get shaving. Quick.

Cosmo Clue:

Mustaches are creepy.

Apologies to all the mustache-sporting boys (and girls?) reading.